Before it was exposed, did you believe the Blair witch project was real?:
I never knew to think of it as anything but a movie. I was a kid when that whole thing went on.

If you were born on February 29th, what day would you choose to celebrate?:
1 March, then 2 March, then 3 March... then 29 February.

Is there really a difference between coke and pepsi?:
Yeah, the two tastes are completely different. Both make my teeth feel chalky, however.

How often in a day do you think about sex?:
More often than you might expect....

Is there anyone you think about more than you should?:
Working on that, no problem....

Can you say the alphabet backwards?:
Oh, with ease! That's easy! I can do that easily!

What one memory from grade school will you never forget?
SUPER SALLY
NEVAR FORGET

What is your favorite restaurant?:
A restaurant!

Is there anything you wish you could say to an ex?
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOOOOU!

What is your worst habit?:
I don't pick my nose often enough.

What is your favoite curse word?:
SHITFUCKCUNTBUBBLES!

What should be done with all the stupid people?:
Eat them.
With vinegar.

How many drinks does it take to get you drunk?:
Well, at least one, I should think. More likely a lot more than that.

WII or PS3?:
Playstation.
It doesn't require a one.
CRASH BANDICOOT!

Do you watch reality television?:
Does Project Runway count? I watch it for artistic reasons, man! TOTALLY TWOO!

What do you think as you pump gas into your car?:
YEAH, YOU LIKE THAT, DON'T YOU?

MTV or VH1?:
Vh1, don't insult my intelligence

Have you ever made yourself pass out?:
Um, I've decided standing was no longer a good idea in the middle of the classroom, which got me out of school that day.
Also, sometimes, when I stand up quickly, my vision closes in on itself and I get a bit dizzy.
But those aren't passing out!

Who do you think will be our next president?:
Obama
Which seems odd

What do you do to relax?:
STOP
SLEEPYTIME

Do you believe in love at first sight?:
I believe in love....
I don't believe being in love means it will work out, because that depends on the people.

Do you think Tom Cruise is crazy?:
He's a fucking idiot.

CSI: Las Vegas or Miami?:
ALLOW ME TO QUIETLY GROAN IN DISTASTE
but the LV one at least has decent acting.

Do you like black licorice?:
It's disgusting and horrible and purest evil....

Is there anything you wouldn't do for any amount of money?
Most certainly

What is the worst thing you have ever done?
Stuck around?

Do you think Drew Carey was the best choice to replace Bob Barker?
Who is Bob Barker?
I LIKE MISTER CAREY

What is your favorite indulgence when you go grocery shopping?I love to buy Jesuscakes....

Do you think we will ever get out of Iraq?:
We? I'm not in Iraq....

Who is hotter...Angelina Jolie or Jennifer Aniston?:
Burger King